Holy cow.....I don't think I've ever seen a watermelon this big before! This must be one that Grandma and Grandpa brought with them from South Dakota. Mommy told me that they grow yummy ones there. I wonder what a guy could do with a melon this size?

..........when in doubt, just jump on and ride it! After all, maybe if I'm ON it, Daddy won't get any ideas to put me IN it like he did with that crazy pumpkin last Halloween!